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Asking What I Can Do For My Country

Official coffee taster for Uncle Sam

These days, since jobs are getting contracted out from the government to private industry, where do you think this job has ended up? Because, you know, I’d like to bid on it. I could do it for really, really cheap. And I’ve…got some history with the product, you might say.