Why have only one Secret Squirrel when you can train hundreds? In this official press release from Glorious Revolution headquarters, the public can see for the first time the hard work of our Sciurine agents. The location of the Secret Squirrel training facility must remain Top Secret for security reasons, but rest assured that there are plenty of nuts.
Press release was leaked first to Official Revolution Friends at ICanHasCheezburger.com.
But ver ist moose?
Moose Agents are currently still training at the nearby Equine facility; after the Iranian squirrel incident it was determined that the squirrels perhaps needed additional stealth training, whereas no one has yet detected any Moose Agent activity, now have they?