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Ninjas! On the March!

The Onion: Modesto Ninja Parade

I’m glad to see (or not see) ninja celebrations like this. If you were like ninja, you would have seen two of our Needcoffee ninja divisions in the parade as well. People ask me if we give them time off to attend, and our response is always, nah, they get there and back so fast, they can do it over a lunch hour.

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