Batter Blaster

What happens when you take the same principle behind Cheez Whiz and apply it to pancakes? You get Batter Blaster, where you apparently can just shake the aerosol can, point it at your griddle or pan, and then have pancakes or waffles mere minutes later. Unlike Cheez Whiz, though, this product says it’s organic. Not to imply that Cheez Whiz is officially inorganic, I just…oh hell, you know what I mean.

I don’t really like pancakes, so I don’t have a dog in this fight (and I mean that in a non-Michael Vick sort of way), but I still find the thing a bit unnerving.

Jim Gaffigan is going to work up a routine around this, if he hasn’t already. No doubt.

Found via Strange New Products.