Okay, we’re lying again. Like last time. Sorry.
But that lie is certainly better than the truth. And according to Boing Boing, this damn thing is real. A squid with human-looking teeth.
Normally, squid are the epitome of wicked cool. But this…this is fucked up and wrong. Not only is it wrong because…well, I mean, Christ, look at it. But it’s wrong because it has really straight teeth and I can almost guarantee you that it’s never had braces in its life.
We can only hope that it stole dentures from a sailor. That’s all I’m saying.