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Captain America: What is With the Shiny?

Captain America, now shiny

Ladies and gentlemen, the new and supposedly improved Captain America.

And here’s my question: why the hell is he shiny? My Captain America is NOT shiny. In fact, Doc was asking about the gun, and I didn’t even notice the gun because I was too blinded by the goddamn shiny to see it.

Maybe that’s secret weapon. It’s to blind his enemies and reader and keep things moving for the inevitable “Who is Captain America?” six-issue story arc followed by another six-issue story arc with him fighting as Captain America and then the return of Steve Rogers a year from now.

What’s that? You’re certain Steve Rogers is for-real dead? Of course he is, sweetheart.

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