The Anti-Craft has posted detailed instructions for how to knit a teratoma.
If you’re thinking “teratoma” as in “one of those tumors that has eyeballs and teeth and other such stuff in it,” then you’re right.
You know, I can’t think of anything to say about this at this point that won’t turn into a commercial for Lucy, Daughter of the Devil. So talk amongst yourselves.
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