Ah, Futurama. Due to return this November (at last word), let’s hope it doesn’t go the way of Family Guy. That show’s resurrection has turned out to be a lot like that classic story, “The Monkey’s Paw,” don’t you think? Except we foolishly opened the door.
On one hand, we do not advocate trying to drink so much coffee you develop superpowers. On the other hand, Fry is obviously drinking a weak coffee. If you brew it like we brew it, you gain super-speed after cup #53.
Update: Sadly, the video has been removed. If anybody finds it again, please let us know.