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Shoplifting at Wal-Mart: Thieving? This is SPARTA!

Wal-Mart madness?

I know you’re wondering: I wonder what’s popular with the shoplifters at Wal-Mart these days? Behind the Counter is here to help you with that.

Among the highlights:

– one package of Scuncï hair bands (Mötley Crüe escaped)
– a one gig USB Flash drive
– and two copies of “300” Seriously. Thieving is so NOT Sparta. And Leonidas would so kick you into the pit for stealing

Awesome. Found via The Consumerist.