Men? I’m talking to you, men. When it comes to the ladies, do you find yourself lost in the supplemental results? Maybe your META tags are in order, you’ve got all your headings set, but when it comes down to it, you’re just considered duplicate content with all of the penalties that entails? Maybe when the girl of your dreams looks at you, all she sees is a link farm replete with invisible keyword stuffing.
Or is it just that when they inhale, your Page is the only thing that has Rank associated with it?
If any of that is the case, there’s no need to pay for the services of DEO (Dating Engine Optimization) experts. Don’t give in to the temptation of having yourself submitted to the Top 10 search engines for a low, low price. No, sir.
Instead, let them get a whiff of you, enhanced by new Google For Men. Find yourself at the top of any SERP and get plenty of conversions with this new fragrance that will have women clicking through to you every time.
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