In a move that will surely negate all of the points Jason Lee has acquired over the years, he is apparently playing Dave in an Alvin and the Chipmunks film, where the boys…well, let me just put it to you this way: don’t click this. You honestly, seriously, don’t want to know.
My arch-nemesis Neil Cicierega could make a better Chipmunks movie than this. In his sleep. I mean, he already did a pretty good one while he was awake. (Find it on his site here.)
I think we can sum up everybody’s take on this after the break.