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Normal Transmissions Will Now Resume

The Technocave has now been successfully moved to its new location. This transition was necessary following an attempt to drill out a new chamber which resulted in the accidental tapping of an underground natural custard reservoir. Now that these fun and games are complete, Needcoffee.com should later today resume its abnormal publishing schedule.