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Why Don’t We Have Baby Assault Tanks?

If I only had a dime for every time Siege asks me that. But we just don’t have the budget, what with all the costs of ninja upkeep.

And then of course, Scott thinks we’re talking about assaulting babies and he starts crying.

It’s just a huge pain in the ass every time this question comes up. That’s all I’m saying.

Debate sparked by Modern Mechanix.