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Archive - 2006

Pillage Before You Burn

The most ridiculous thing you will see this week: Ninjas vs. Pirates. Such unmitigated genius that I think I peed a little.

Dulce et Decorum est

A moment of silence, please, for the honored dead. In a startling and brave act of selflessness, cosmic justice, and karmic retribution, an abused mouse gave up the body to burn down the house of his abuser. It seems...[more]

Symbolic Feesh: The Fragrance

Okay, this is just downright freaky. Fragrances marketed under the Salvador Dali name, and in bottles inspired by his works. How could I not have heard of this before? Apparently this has been around for a while now...[more]

Odds and Ends for 1-9-2006

A smattering of chaotic bits from around the Net. Ian Malcolm said it would be like this. Why it’s important to read things before you sign them. Okay, that’s weird as hell: play music on a scanner. See a...[more]

Weekend Recommendations: DVDs

Here’s yer DVD goodness… DVD of the Week: The Frighteners. Long before Peter Jackson had a blank check in Hollywood, he was making films like this: a horror-comedy quirkfest starring Michael J. Fox as the...[more]

Resident Evil 4 (PS2) – Game Review

Overall: Published by Capcom Developed by Capcom Studio 4 Platform: PS2, Gamecube (reviewed on PS2) ESRB Rating: Mature The original Resident Evil game stands in very select company as one of the only games to...[more]

Weekend Recommendations: Books & CDs

Each weekend, Needcoffee.com’s staff of whackos will wrack our brains to give you interesting and new things to do over the weekend. Books, movies, whatever. We’ll throw them out, you do with them what you...[more]

Bloodrayne (2005) – 27 Second Review

Written by: Guinevere Turner, based on the video game Directed by: Uwe Boll Starring: Kristanna Loken, Ben Kingsley, Michael Madsen, Michelle Rodriguez, Matthew Davis, Billy Zane Review: It has Ben Kingsley, so it...[more]

Are You Comfortable?

A brilliant short from Neill Blomkamp, “Tempbot” brings to mind the question: how can robots take over the world if they can’t even navigate the microcosm of office relationships?
Found via Screenhead.