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We had excellent turnout, IMO, for a first time around thing. Thanks to everybody who participated and sent me story links. If you sent in something, here’s the next bit: you’re hereby invited to submit a...[more]
If it’s called “Make Spaceships from Aspirin Bottles and Toilet Items,” then you know we have to link to it. More brilliance from Overheard in New York. Retro Future Bang-a Rang! Go see all the shit...[more]
HTQ4 says, "So, if you've never seen the show and are looking for a blast from the past, you could do worse than this show. In fact, if you've never seen it, you should be flogged. Go rent it now, to make sure that this...[more]
In a stroke of (madness) “brilliance,” our beloved and ever-vigilent EPA is drafting new regulations to allow manufacturers to test pesticides on people. Read the original press report here. But don’t...[more]
Opinion Journal ran a piece on “Cookie Monster singing,” discussing how death-metal vocalists are basically, well, singing like Cookie Monster. Except, you know, for the bits about decapitation and...[more]
This brilliant Lego setup features a hero, a zeppelin, a bi-plane, some dude with two swords, zombies, and a horde of tentacled beasties devouring the hapless unfortunate mehums who wandered onto their island. Ia! Ia!
In a brilliant display of mayhem, representatives of the West Coast nerdcore rap posse have answered the SNL folks’ “Lazy Sunday” with their own rap, “Lazy Monday,” in which they trump the...[more]
If you haven’t read the series, you will be confused and bewildered. And these could be considered spoilers, although we tried to stay as non-specific as possible. So if you haven’t read the series through...[more]
While 2005 saw the beginnings of Console War III (or is it IV?) with Microsoft’s shiny white box, the conflict will truly escalate in 2006 (if projections about Nintendo and Sony release dates are to be believed)...[more]
The technology has been tested, and it works. While we regret that some coprophages were killed in the development of this new process, their lives will not have been lost in vain. Science has learned from the clever...[more]
