If saying “Well, at least I didn’t get my dad’s dead body in the mail this week” doesn’t make you feel better about yourself, then you really, really need a hug. Though knowing your luck you’d get one from a giant anteater. So probably best you just hide under your bed for a while.
Shouldn’t that be ‘You’re Got Male’?
What is a Got Male? Why would you call someone a Got Male? Is that slang for “recipient of a mailed corpse”? You crazy kids.
Sigh. I’m tired.