The Swiss Army Knife to end all Swiss Army Knives is here. It’s nine inches long and two pounds. It comes with eighty-five different features. And it comes for the low, low price of $1200. Holy crap.
Make sure you go read the article where they list everything that comes on it.
Found via Engadget.
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Please don’t use this thing on me next time I remind you what my age is!!
Ladies and gentlemen, my little sister.
Shannon, I’m so old and decrepit I couldn’t freaking lift it! So you’re safe.