My good friend Pan (aka Pandragon) has finally explained to me what the hell the “Watch for Ice” sign was about out there in Arizona. You may have seen it in my last WGO notice.
My God, this pic–taken just a second later–I was inches from death and never knew it. The horror…the horror…
Please. My grandmother could make Vanilla Ice her bitch.
No, it’s not that VI would personally harm Widgett (the W is immortal, after all), but that the heart attack caused by having to see VI in the flesh might cause some sort of aneurism. Besides, even if it does no physical damage…. the mental scars! The horror, the horror!