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DIY Throwing Stars: For the Ninja on a Budget

Got some old blades? Are you a ninja looking to trim costs (no pun intended)? Then follow these quick and easy steps at Instructables to create some wicked, evil-looking throwing stars.

We’d tell you that you should use caution when screwing around with sharp metal, but if we have to do that, we might as well start warning you about other obvious shit, like how you can’t really walk off of cliffs and survive, a la Wile E. Coyote. Or how angry, rabid wombats should not be used as hackeysacks. So we’ll just skip that and assume (hope) if you made it this far in life, you’re okay. However, if you are that stupid, then please: oncoming buses really do want to give you hugs. Big squeezy warm ones.