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Now is the Time to Make Circles With Mints

A most excellent collection of bizarre fortune cookies.

I always wanted to come up with my own fortune cookies to freak people out, saying “Beware the amorous rhino” and the ever popular “Don’t look behind you.”

Found via Screenhead.

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  • My favorite, from years and years ago but never forgotten:

    “Use your gifts wisely and they shall be enlarged.”

    There’s just something about the word “enlarged” that has always unnerved me.