Needcoffee.com
Needcoffee.com
PLEASE NOTE: “As an Amazon Associate, [Need Coffee] earns from qualifying purchases." You know we make money from Amazon links,
and I know you know this, but they make us say it anyway. More info, click here.

Stimuli

Now is the Time to Make Circles With Mints

Widge
April 13, 2006
1 min read

A most excellent collection of bizarre fortune cookies.

I always wanted to come up with my own fortune cookies to freak people out, saying “Beware the amorous rhino” and the ever popular “Don’t look behind you.”

Found via Screenhead.

Related posts:

Pixar vs. DisneyGetting the Cage Ready: Pixar vs. Disney Default ThumbnailI Love Lucy: The Unauthorized Now Authorized Color Footage Default ThumbnailNeedcoffee Presents Chazz in a Can? Diesel Sweeties: Re-Interpreting a Classic Film Default ThumbnailWindFire Designs: Cursor of the Gods? Default ThumbnailThe Executive Coloring Book: I Wish I Were Mahogany

1 comment

  • My favorite, from years and years ago but never forgotten:

    “Use your gifts wisely and they shall be enlarged.”

    There’s just something about the word “enlarged” that has always unnerved me.