For those wondering how to bypass those unhelpful company voice response units you get when you’re trying to get customer service, Izzle pfaff! shows you the way and the truth: use the power of dada:
I called back, and once again got the irritating voice-bot asking me why I was bothering these good people whom I only wanted to give my money to. “Tell me what I can help you with!” she-it gamely said. Fuck the bot. “I can’t seem to lay down a bunt,” I replied. “I’m sorry, I didn’t catch that!” she-it said. The whole “let’s pretend I’m really being helped” conceit grated on me further. “Streaming Christy Canyon videos,” I said evenly. “Okay! I’ll connect you right away.” Hmmm.
I think Kenny’s been holding out on us. Read the whole thing.
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