Natalie Portman raps

After watching this, I, like every other man in the world, am speechless. And I am also, like every other man in the world, oddly aroused.

Direct link for the feedreaders.

Update: NBC, morons that they are, have apparently had YouTube pull the video. This is a good thing: Christ knows we don’t want people actually finding out that SNL might have something worth watching. Good job, NBC! Hide that light under a bushel, you dumbshits!

If anybody knows of an active link for the video, let me know and I’ll update this further.

More Update: It’s back inexplicably. Guess I scared the shit out of NBC. Yeah. That’s how we roll.

More Update: Re-uploaded and back up again. I could keep this up all day.

More Update: Down again. The Natalie Portman Rap doesn’t appear to be on Google Video or YouTube for the time being. Somebody update me, I’ll update this.

Even More Update: It appears to be on YouTube via Hulu. Which means it’s fairly blessed. So.[fusion_builder_container hundred_percent=”yes” overflow=”visible”][fusion_builder_row][fusion_builder_column type=”1_1″ background_position=”left top” background_color=”” border_size=”” border_color=”” border_style=”solid” spacing=”yes” background_image=”” background_repeat=”no-repeat” padding=”” margin_top=”0px” margin_bottom=”0px” class=”” id=”” animation_type=”” animation_speed=”0.3″ animation_direction=”left” hide_on_mobile=”no” center_content=”no” min_height=”none”][ad#shortpost][/fusion_builder_column][/fusion_builder_row][/fusion_builder_container]