Holy crap, that’s disgusting. And think of the poor woman…how must she feel when this is how you “celebrate” a fifty-year marriage? “I told me buddies that after a half a century of you, really old chicken would be easy to swallow! And I was right!” Far from me to make fun of someone’s idea of bliss, but just damn, people.
I love Wikipedia. Thanks to Reason’s Hit and Run for the headsup.
I like the wife’s expression. That’d be a hell of a caption contest.
Also, I refuse to believe that Siege is NOT getting kickbacks from those. If he’s not, he should absolutely sue.