Junkboy45 is So Totally Dead

There’s always room for more ninjas. Here, at Ask a Ninja, you can interact with one without getting killed…at least not 100% of the time. Five episodes of ninja question answering powers are on display so far, including a fascinating tutorial on how to hire a ninja. But you don’t hire a ninja for just any killing, because, the ninja explains, “That’s what Italians are for.” Hilarious.

Unless you are Italian. Then it’s not hilarious at all. Really. Please don’t kill me.

Found via Screenhead.

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