I hate to say it, but so many jokes come to mind when linking to this article that I must simply shake my head and move onto the next link. Found via Drudge.
Holy crap! Barbelith! Appropriated from Gridskipper. And while we’re talking about Gridskipper, this is a chocolate fountain for your ass right here.
See, what’s really going to piss off the organizers of the longest concert in history is that I can already download all 639 years of the performance via bit torrent. Along with the latest Coldplay album. Found via Fortean Times.
Incidentally, I’m just kidding on that last news item: everyone knows Coldplay isn’t worth downloading.
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