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Because He Sprung From My Loins

Jettison Your Loved Ones makes me want to get rich solely so I can fund the cinematic works of director Ray Tintori. And, you know, maybe afford several hundred pounds of Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee. But definitely on the funding and stuff.

Found via Screenhead.