God, I love the internet. Here’s a PDF of the manual for the NM-156 Reciprocating Emu Press, which is great because I lost the manual that came with mine about two years ago and I’ve been futzing around trying to find a replacement ever since.

…in order to get a better appreciation for freshly squeezed – emu juice, you should aquaint [fusion_builder_container hundred_percent=”yes” overflow=”visible”][fusion_builder_row][fusion_builder_column type=”1_1″ background_position=”left top” background_color=”” border_size=”” border_color=”” border_style=”solid” spacing=”yes” background_image=”” background_repeat=”no-repeat” padding=”” margin_top=”0px” margin_bottom=”0px” class=”” id=”” animation_type=”” animation_speed=”0.3″ animation_direction=”left” hide_on_mobile=”no” center_content=”no” min_height=”none”][sic] yourself with the entire process of producing it. This manual details every step of the way – from live animal to fresh, sparkling juice.

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