Fear this: an explosion of projectiles from the sawed-off shotgun that is the Net. Booyah. You take 25HP damage.
Jalapeno popcorn? Hell yes. Bring it.
Not News: caffeine’s a stimulant! Holy shit, you think? Also found at Drudge.
Reason provides the best reaction to this whole a la carte cable thing.
And finally, Sting’s new favorite beverage.