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Sperm You Can Read a Book By

I’m not sure which is more wrong: the fact that they’re working on glow-in-the-dark sperm or the fact that they’re testing it on hamsters:

An Oxford University team extracted a gene that manufactures a green protein in a jellyfish and used it to create green sperm in hamster testicles.

Control Hamster to Test Hamster: “Phil, can you turn your sperm off? I’m trying to sleep.”

2 comments

  • Wow! More fertility tech! Just when we were about to run out of children to adopt! Oh, wait… nope, still hundreds of thousands of extra kids already…

  • And I though they were nuts when I read somewhere they made 3 green pigs in the East and they glowed in the dark … Gives new life to glow in the dark condoms LOL.