In a report sure to send a chill down the collective spine of humanity, the corpse of a giant pink Zentraedi bunny has been found sprawled on an Italian hillside. Authorities, desperate to keep the public from panicking, has played the thing off as an art installation. But we know better. The giant alien bunnies are upon us. Make peace with your gods.
Found via Fortean Times.
What, you don’t believe me? You’d rather get a weather report from a walrus-penis bone? Fine. Be my guest.