Arrrrr, not to be the one to sport ill tidings on this glorious Talk Like a Pirate Day, but we’ve received word from the landlubbers at The Movie Blog by way of the The Disney Blog that scheduling conflicts have prevented Keith Richards from playing himself in the upcoming Pirates of the Caribbean sequels. So says Johnny Depp and we shan’t argue with him as a source, nay.
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If we argue with the Depp, will he SPANK us?
I would assume that service costs extra.