Ever seen a flying manta ray? Me neither, at least until this site displayed photos of mobulas, relatives of rays, breaching over the Sea of Cortez. Under my guidance they will soon be menacing surfers and fishermen all over the world. Mooha.
Thanks to Boing Boing for helping me with my recruiting.
No lasers?! Throw me a fricken bone here, people. All I want is some sharks, or possibly airborne manta rays, with lasers on their heads.
Are they ill-tempered? :P