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Long Pig for Vegetarians

I can’t decide if this is really cool or seven layers of wrong. Or both. It’s a new website that claims to sell faux human flesh so you can wean yourself off the real stuff. They’ve been backordered for a while, though. So who knows?

Found via Strange New Products.