This rubber tree plant is at the mercy of Home Depot. If the stock does well, the plant gets water. If the stock doesn’t do well, the plant gets no water. And apparently, if the plant does die, Home Depot will replace it. Where, presumably, it will be hooked up to this hellish device again. And it starts all over.
I don’t know about you, but I have nightmares where I’m this plant.
Found via Boing Boing.