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R’lyeh Refugee Washes Ashore in China

Experts are feigning ignorance as to what this thing might be, but you and I know better. It’s a shoggoth. Clear as day. But maybe this is their own feint, their own misdirect before their own hellish version of Operation Overlord. If so, then we are screwed. Make peace with your gods.

Another contingent, however, maintains that it is a giant mutant sea cannoli. We believe these people to be optimists, however, and loonbags. So the flogging has commenced.

Found via Fortean Times.