Okay, so maybe these folks aren’t as badass as our buddy Lance over there. But still: they did win stuff.
First up, the X-Files winners are:
Shirley Baldwin of Missouri
Peggy Devane of New York
Jo Ann Fortunato of New Jersey
Sandy Okstad of Minnesota
Warren Thompson of Nevada
And the Reno 911 Contest winner is:
Jennifer Clark of Tennessee
Huzzah and whatnot. Okay, back to the mines.