Written & Directed by: George Lucas
Starring: Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman, Hayden Christensen, Ian McDiarmid, Samuel L. Jackson
Review: Where to begin… somehow, we’ve dropped even further down the “Oh shit, what have we done!?” chain. This one is comically bad. Where did congruency go? Now all droids have magically become sentient, one of which coughs incessantly due to his vestigial lungs. R2-D2 suddenly gains self defense measures, and an attitude to match. Ewan McGregor randomly grows a Welsh accent, and Yoda starts spouting one-liners that would be badass were it not for his constant confusion of subject placement in his speech structure (suck diseased pig ass, this movie does). I once said it’s time for George Lucas to put down the shovel. I take it back. Keep digging George. We’ll fill in the hole when it’s deep enough.
Time: 27 seconds (had to push the limits for this one)