The book–the literary opus–is entitled Emily and the Really Sexy Vampyre. It’s a young adult novel about love, death, magic and how youth will always be triumphy over the stupid. It was “…found inside a unicorn-themed Trapper Keeper â„¢ on a sidewalk in Storm’s neighborhood.” Storm, you ask? Yes, that’s Storm of Paul and Storm. They are the guardians of this piece of fine literature.
Knowing that it was so terribly fine, I asked Storm if I could take a crack at reading it. And he said sure. So here is the first part of me cracking. I apologize in advance for the moments in which it gets a little clippy.